The Main Squeeze Orchestra

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DEBUT CD!

CD
Purchase single songs or the whole CD
(download or hard copy)
**BY CLICKING HERE**

TRACKS:

  1. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
  2. Biscaya
  3. Star Wars (Main Theme)
  4. Mein Herr
  5. Fracanapa
  6. Goldfinger
  7. Bohemian Rhapsody
  8. God Only Knows
  9. Amelie
  10. Once Upon a Time in the West
  11. Love Will Tear Us Apart
Both the shirts & the thongs are from American Apparel and were designed by the hyper-talented designer (and squeezer) Charita Patamikikorn of KoolGirlPosse. She designed the CD cover too!

shirts

Main Squeeze Squeezebox Thongs

Intimate wear from your favorite, most intimate, all-female accordion orchestra. 100% cotton, American Apparel brand thong underwear. Yours for $10. Available in small, medium and large.

Thong size chart For availability email us.

Main Squeeze Orchestra T-Shirts

  • Green with Blue Print
  • Brown with Blue Print
  • White with Black Print

Women: small, medium and large
Women’s shirt size chart
Men: medium, large and x-large
Men’s shirt size chart
For availability email us.