The Main Squeeze Orchestra

Kelly Alba

Kelly’s mother forced her to take piano lessons for years, reasoning that she would “appreciate this someday.” That blessed day arrived for Kelly 16 years after her last piano lesson, when she and her accordion finally found each other. When she is not squeezing her squeezebox she is busy learning things, helping other peiople learn things, or performing vigorous recreational activity. She is also prone to goofing off, and to laughing inexplicably.

A 96-bass Frontalini. It has only two switches: bandoneon and clarinet. She has still not finished paying Walter for it (for he is both kind and forgetful).